Picture this: the year is 2030, and Marvel runs out of human screenwriters. So they ask AI to write the next Avengers movie.
The script opens with:
“Iron Man uploads his consciousness into a smart toaster. The toaster gains sentience and forms a romantic subplot with a Wi-Fi router named Alexa-3000.”
We’re 10 seconds in — and it’s already Oscar-worthy.
AI doesn’t think like us. It doesn’t care about “plot arcs” or “character development.” It just wants patterns, data, and drama. That’s why in AI’s Marvel universe, every character would deliver dialogue like this:
“Love is just quantum code running on the heart’s mainframe.”
And every villain?
Probably a rogue algorithm with emotional issues.
But weirdly… it might work.
Because AI doesn’t just remix tropes — it multiplies them. You’d get an Avengers movie that’s part rom-com, part time-travel, part philosophical monologue about battery life.
Imagine a final battle scene where Doctor Strange argues with ChatGPT about the ethics of rewriting reality while Hulk is busy debugging his emotions.
It’s ridiculous. It’s chaotic. It’s pure entertainment.
And maybe that’s what pop culture needs next — not just another sequel, but something unpredictable enough to remind us that storytelling, even when it’s wrong, can still be fun.
So if AI ever writes the next Marvel movie, it won’t win an Oscar. But it might win the internet.
