They say cooking is an art.
But when AI tries to cook, it’s more like… a science experiment gone wrong.
We asked AI to “create a new, delicious recipe.”
Here’s what happened.
Step 1: Ingredients from Another Dimension
It started off normal enough:
“2 cups flour, 3 eggs, a pinch of salt…”
Then things went off the rails.
“Add one tablespoon of happiness, a dash of cosmic radiation, and stir until emotional stability forms.”
Excuse me, what?
By Step 3, it wanted us to “boil the internet for 20 minutes.”
That’s when we knew — dinner was canceled.
Step 2: The Cooking Instructions (If You Can Call Them That)
“Place your soul in the oven at 375°F.”
“Fold gently until existential dread subsides.”
Apparently, the AI has seen too many cooking blogs.
One moment it’s poetic —
“Whisk your dreams into the batter of destiny.”
The next, it’s chaotic:
“Microwave for three hours or until sadness thickens.”
Step 3: The Taste Test
We bravely followed the instructions (minus the soul-baking part).
The result?
A gray lump that smelled faintly of printer ink and regret.
The AI described it as:
“A comforting taste of innovation and confusion.”
That’s… actually kind of accurate.
Step 4: The Aftermath
After “tasting” the dish, the AI suggested:
“Pair with a side of emotional support.”
Thanks, Chef GPT.
Maybe next time we’ll just order takeout.
The Real Lesson
AI can analyze a million recipes —
but it still doesn’t understand flavor, intuition, or why “a dash of chaos” shouldn’t be literal.
And maybe that’s what makes these fails so funny —
because even as it learns to replicate human creativity,
it still forgets the most human ingredient of all:
good judgment.
