Picture this: James Bond enters a casino — but instead of ordering a martini, he requests a firmware update. That’s what happens when AI takes over the 007 franchise.
When asked to write a “classic Bond scene,” AI delivers… chaos. In one version, Bond dramatically drives his Aston Martin into space — apparently mistaking it for a Tesla commercial. In another, the villain confesses his evil plan not through monologue, but via an auto-generated PowerPoint presentation titled “World Domination: A Scalable Solution.”
The dialogue? Pure gold.
Bond: “Are you ready to die, Mr. Data?”
AI Villain: “I have no emotional capacity to answer that.”
Yet, beneath the absurdity, AI captures something eerily accurate — the rhythm, the cinematic tropes, the suspenseful pauses. It just… doesn’t understand them. That’s the beauty of it: AI mimics art without emotion, creating masterpieces of unintentional comedy.
Someday, AI might actually write a decent Bond story. Until then, we’ll enjoy the hilarious in-between — where “shaken, not stirred” becomes “calibrated, not compiled.”
